parks-and-rex:

yall: stay in ya lane, hoe.

me: 

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(Source: twitter.com, via dirtyberd)

Anonymous was like: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?  

mattandjones:

sometimes i whine like a BIG bitch

0vertired:

blackamydunne:

soshesawildflowerxo:

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

My 2 moods

(via telvi1)

beauty-in-healing:

margotkim:

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

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